I'm not kidding about being a screwball. I'm serious. I was born with a few loose screws. It's okay. It makes the world a lot more fun.

 

If I can find a place on here where you want to ask for my advice (I give really good advice), I'll let you know. 

 

This much I can say:

 

1.  Don't take things too seriously. 

2.  Things will work out.

3.  Don't fret about things you can't change

4.  Have the attitude, "I'm okay - you're okay, so leave me alone."

5.  Learn how to flip the Covert Bird. What's that? You don't know what the Covert Bird is? You must read about it in "Crud . . . Another Journal." It'll help you out. :)